I'm in the basement of a building with some people when the fire alarm goes up. To battle the fire in this building, instead of calling in the fire department they just flood the building with water. So we run to the stairs to get out, but someone has closed the sliding grate door and locked us down there! I catch a glimpse of a mysterious figure on the other side who runs off. So we have to search for a nother way out of the basement. We come to an open atrium where you can see the floors above, kinda like in the lobby of some fancy hotels. There are large blocks on the floor that resemble puzzle pieces and we realized we have to push them around and get them into the right position to be able to climb them to the floor above us. We manage to solve it and escape, although explosions start sounding from outside the building.

We get outside and we see there's a hole in the ground. A mass of people are standing around it. The ground starts rumbling and an alien war machine comes out of the earth, in the style of War of the Worlds, but instead of running away screaming, we all stand perfectly still. People start tiptoeing away slowly and the war machine doesn't do anything. But then one person flips and starts screaming and the thing starts vapourizing people with its death ray. The mob begins running and screaming in one direction. I duck out into an abandoned building and watch the war machine continue chasing all the people. I start making my way to the other side of the building when I get to a square spiral staircase you see in movies with clocktowers. I see a shadowy figure on the level below me and he says, "So we finally meet." I realize it's the guy who locked me in the basement to drown.

We have a quick John Woo style gun battle with akimbo pistols and slow motion, and bullets are flying as we jump through the air. I'm able to shoot him through the wood floor and as he lies there, I walk up to him, and ruthlessly take a kill shot. But I realize there's something not completely human about him. Like he was an alien undercover agent in human form sent to prepare the earth for the invasion.

I get to the other side of the building and go outside. There are tanks everywhere. I ask a nearby spectator what's going on and she tells me that the army is here and they're battling the aliens. I breathe a sigh of relief and I turn around and I'm confronted by some aliens. They're human-sized Barbie and Ken dolls but they look like their skin is gross plasticine and they have too much make up one. They look CREEPY. It looks like the aliens have come to replace us but used poor templates. One tilts her head to the side and says, "Hi Justin" in a creepy voice, which scares me so much, I wake up.

Man those were some creepy aliens

So this one starts with me in Germany. I'm hanging out with Josh Willms. I'm also continually brushing my teeth, except it's so frothy that I have toothpaste froth coming out of my mouth. So I walk around the streets of this German village like a hobo and decide I need to go find a hotel room.

Then for some reason only my mind knows, I'm in a play, and we have to go rehearse early before our play goes on at 9:00am, 1:00pm, 4:30 and 9:00. So we go to the auditorium but it's occupied by the Temptations putting on a concert so we have to go to the backyard instead of the stage. But suddenly we're all dressed in black neoprene , black helmets and with night vision goggles and we have to sneak onto the backyard, because there are laser motion sensors everywhere. We sneak onto it successfully so we're all kneeling on the grass. Except we don't do anything we just keep kneeling, waiting for the director to say something. But he doesn't so I lose patience and ask, "What the heck are we doing here??" The director looks at me like he's all offended or like I'm crazy and he yells at me in Spanish "Vamanos! (Let's go)" and he starts speaking some unintelligible jibberish to the guy beside him.

Suddenly flood lights are turned on around us and we realize we're surrounded by the Mexican authorities. They're sitting on the walls around us with machine guns. Things look glum and the director, the same one that just yelled at me in Spanish, looks at meg rimly yet wisely and says, "You're the director now".

Then all hell breaks loose and the authorities close in and start beating/arresting people. Two of them grab me by the arms and whisk me away. They know who I am and are on my side and they take me out of harm's way. But then I see Leanne being roughed up and I go up to her captors and ask them to leave her alone but they say the treatment they give me to does not extend to Leanne. So I say fine and give them a chunk of cash to bribe them and they let her go, so Leanne and I run away together. Then I see my dad is in the fracas too so I push the guys attacking him and now it's Leanne, my dad and I running away. But then I see this old lady with a walker kicking my grandma on the ground and my grandma is trying to defend herself with her arm. This pisses the crap out of me so I go over to this old lady and I absolutely punch her and the old lady flies backwards through the air about 10 feet. I help my grandma up onto her feet and the four of us flee together to a carhold. I find a running jeep inside so we hop in and drive out, crashing through the garage door as we begin our escape.

And then I woke up. Man I really wanted to know what happened after...