So this one starts with me in Germany. I'm hanging out with Josh Willms. I'm also continually brushing my teeth, except it's so frothy that I have toothpaste froth coming out of my mouth. So I walk around the streets of this German village like a hobo and decide I need to go find a hotel room.
Then for some reason only my mind knows, I'm in a play, and we have to go rehearse early before our play goes on at 9:00am, 1:00pm, 4:30 and 9:00. So we go to the auditorium but it's occupied by the Temptations putting on a concert so we have to go to the backyard instead of the stage. But suddenly we're all dressed in black neoprene , black helmets and with night vision goggles and we have to sneak onto the backyard, because there are laser motion sensors everywhere. We sneak onto it successfully so we're all kneeling on the grass. Except we don't do anything we just keep kneeling, waiting for the director to say something. But he doesn't so I lose patience and ask, "What the heck are we doing here??" The director looks at me like he's all offended or like I'm crazy and he yells at me in Spanish "Vamanos! (Let's go)" and he starts speaking some unintelligible jibberish to the guy beside him.
Suddenly flood lights are turned on around us and we realize we're surrounded by the Mexican authorities. They're sitting on the walls around us with machine guns. Things look glum and the director, the same one that just yelled at me in Spanish, looks at meg rimly yet wisely and says, "You're the director now".
Then all hell breaks loose and the authorities close in and start beating/arresting people. Two of them grab me by the arms and whisk me away. They know who I am and are on my side and they take me out of harm's way. But then I see Leanne being roughed up and I go up to her captors and ask them to leave her alone but they say the treatment they give me to does not extend to Leanne. So I say fine and give them a chunk of cash to bribe them and they let her go, so Leanne and I run away together. Then I see my dad is in the fracas too so I push the guys attacking him and now it's Leanne, my dad and I running away. But then I see this old lady with a walker kicking my grandma on the ground and my grandma is trying to defend herself with her arm. This pisses the crap out of me so I go over to this old lady and I absolutely punch her and the old lady flies backwards through the air about 10 feet. I help my grandma up onto her feet and the four of us flee together to a carhold. I find a running jeep inside so we hop in and drive out, crashing through the garage door as we begin our escape.
And then I woke up. Man I really wanted to know what happened after...
Then for some reason only my mind knows, I'm in a play, and we have to go rehearse early before our play goes on at 9:00am, 1:00pm, 4:30 and 9:00. So we go to the auditorium but it's occupied by the Temptations putting on a concert so we have to go to the backyard instead of the stage. But suddenly we're all dressed in black neoprene , black helmets and with night vision goggles and we have to sneak onto the backyard, because there are laser motion sensors everywhere. We sneak onto it successfully so we're all kneeling on the grass. Except we don't do anything we just keep kneeling, waiting for the director to say something. But he doesn't so I lose patience and ask, "What the heck are we doing here??" The director looks at me like he's all offended or like I'm crazy and he yells at me in Spanish "Vamanos! (Let's go)" and he starts speaking some unintelligible jibberish to the guy beside him.
Suddenly flood lights are turned on around us and we realize we're surrounded by the Mexican authorities. They're sitting on the walls around us with machine guns. Things look glum and the director, the same one that just yelled at me in Spanish, looks at meg rimly yet wisely and says, "You're the director now".
Then all hell breaks loose and the authorities close in and start beating/arresting people. Two of them grab me by the arms and whisk me away. They know who I am and are on my side and they take me out of harm's way. But then I see Leanne being roughed up and I go up to her captors and ask them to leave her alone but they say the treatment they give me to does not extend to Leanne. So I say fine and give them a chunk of cash to bribe them and they let her go, so Leanne and I run away together. Then I see my dad is in the fracas too so I push the guys attacking him and now it's Leanne, my dad and I running away. But then I see this old lady with a walker kicking my grandma on the ground and my grandma is trying to defend herself with her arm. This pisses the crap out of me so I go over to this old lady and I absolutely punch her and the old lady flies backwards through the air about 10 feet. I help my grandma up onto her feet and the four of us flee together to a carhold. I find a running jeep inside so we hop in and drive out, crashing through the garage door as we begin our escape.
And then I woke up. Man I really wanted to know what happened after...
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