The adventures of LIU 111

Saturday, November 17, 2007

At a pool, inside a soap opera being filmed by my brother. It's starring a blonde Mandy Moore.
The fourth wall falls, and we're on the set.

We've moved to a new area, and we get to see an overhead map view of the area. Jared and I are exploring through the hallways and doors of some old buildings with golf clubs on our backs, looking for a golf club. Jared seems sure as to where we're going and insists we keep looking, and all we find our abandoned alleyways. Instead we find an odd church in an old brick building with a reception area asking us in very discomforting ways if we've seen the light of God.

We're on top of a bridge, overlooking a river, and there are 4 massive serpent fish monsters, 2 are pink with blue fins and massive sharp teeth and sharp pointy heads. The other 2 are teal with pinkish hues and are skinnier and have snouty noses. The pink ones are attacking the teal ones. Boats in the river are turning over, massive waves are being thrown about, one pink one rises out of the water, so its neck is sticking out of the water and its mouth is open and about to chomp down on the head of a teal one as we look on in horror.

Then a missile fires from water and hits the pink one. It's a sub! The army has arrived apparently. We flee because apparently we're in the midst of some invasion. Doesn't seem like an alien invasion. More like some faction is attacking and their secret weapons are monsters they've genetically engineered. We're running from a guy who is dressed like a policeman but has bizarre powers and kills everyone close to him without moving his hands. We're back at the alleys, possibly because we're looking for hiding spots. The group of us continues to run but the policeman keeps following us. We're back at the weird church now. Finally, Dan Worth decides he's tired of running. He's going to try to buy us some time and fight the policeman. We're all telling him it's not worth it, but he's stubborn and he goes back and closes a door and jams it shut so we have to keep going. We keep running but we're all sad. But as we open the next door, he shows up again! He says he killed the policeman. All he had to do was sing off key!

So now the invasion is over and we're in a clearing with tall grasses and we're trying to pick up the pieces. There's a pair of ambulances parked side by side and the attendants are tending to people. We drop a few pens underneath one ambulance. I go down to reach for it but Dan tells me that's not a good idea. The pens are a lost cause and I might get the wrong ones. (Yeah I have no idea what this part's about.) But I want my pen back, so I have to climb between the two ambulances in order to be able to reach it. I have one hand and foot on the side of one ambulance and the other hand and foot on the other ambulance. Suddenly the two ambulances turn on their ignitions and start driving while I'm still in between them! They slowly start driving farther apart from each other while I'm still holding on for dear life.

And that's all I've got for you.